I've Decided to be a Movie Goer

In the beginning there was the screen. The hall was without seats, and blankness was on the face of the screen. Footsteps echoed in the hallways. The Ticket Collector said "Switch off your cell phones please."; and the lights were dimmed. And the Ticket Collector saw that it was good and bought distribution rights. The show was run, but there were no tickets sold, matinee.

The Ticket Collector said, "Let there be arm rests in the hall and let it separate seat from seat"; and it was so. The Ticket Collector sold tickets for the seats. And the Ticket Collector saw that it was good and said "Let there be popcorn stalls and overpriced soda"; and it was so. And the Ticket Collector saw that the popcorn was bland, so he said "Let there be butter." and it was yellow. The show was run, but the hall was empty, first show.

The Ticket collector said "Let the parking lot bring forth people of all kinds." And it was so. And the Ticket Collector gave them stubs, saying "Right side, third door. And fill the halls and tell your friends, but bring no fruits." And the Ticket Collector saw that the hall was full so he said "Let there be a sign"; and a "Sorry, House full" sign was so, second show.

The Ticket Collector said "Let us start the movie after the trailers; and let the people eat their popcorn and drink their soda." and the movie started.

- From the First Book About The Movie


Notes

Be right back. There's a red dude with horns and a pitchfork at the door.