The Reviews of August

Greetings Noble Associate,

I am sure this letter will find you with good ratings and in high spirits, unless, of course, you had the latest batch of Liquor Chocolates from Manager Argous' desk. I heard that the first ten that did keeled over and died, and were buried after business hours. Rumour has it that some were just asleep, and that a few were dragged kicking and screaming to their graves.

I am aware of your plans for leadership (even the adjustable chairs have ears, my friend). I fault you not since the pay is good and as Cassius always says "Fear ye an associate without aspirations because they are to be you." While I still don't understand what he meant one of my trainees assures me that it is apt in this context.

I write this letter to let you know there is a new teacher in the city. He is Greek, but unlike most Greeks he can be trusted to be discreet. With the right amount of gold that is; that will never change. Please find the details below.

Activity Name: ...........
Start date: ...........
End date: ...........
Facility: ........... ...........

Registration ends on: ........... ...........

ps. I assume you can still work that magic with font size that will allow you to read the above. I still have the microscope that you sent me via inter-office mail. I use it occasionally, to read your letters when I can't find the trainee that you taught the spell to.

Your loyal friend,
Administrator of Training, The Academy

ps. please bury the bearer of this message once he has read the contents to you. You can spare his life if you wish to, but bury him you must. These are dangerous times for an ass without a project.


Notes

I'm getting a lot of emails with "Greetings!" instead of "Hi". Is it Christmas? Or is this what Santa Claus does off-season?